In Scarborough there are chips. I know this because I ate them all. There is a fair on a pier with funny rides and a boat that spends most of it’s time beached on sandbanks and the remainder playing ‘classic’ rock ballads. There are bowling alleys and amusement arcades galore but you will never win £5 even if you put loads of 2ps in a machine.
I have been reliably informed that sometimes you can see the sun.
By Gemma Cuthbert
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